Friday, December 15, 2006
Finally, a Solution!
This is truly excellent. Now, Johnny and I can resume normal lives as red-blooded 'Mericans. We can even look the part. Check it out: this site can help many we know as well (you know who you are). Now all we have to do is burn all that black clothing, remove the other piercings, strip out the black hair dye, spend thousands of dollars to have Johnny's tattoos removed....wait, this sounds like a lot of work and money. Hmm. Forget it. Bring on the skeletons and spiders!
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I wonder if those ear lift things work on, like, say, nipple piercings, too, cause who here doesn't hate droopy, sagging nipples?
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